Chloe Lamb: Professional Oversharer
I spent yesterday with my pal Daisy. We chewed the fat - big questions like, should she have told a man on their first date that her bum was sweaty? Probably not. Should I have asked my colleagues in our office about an acceptable time frame to think about anal sex with a new boyfriend? Again, probably not.
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Chloe Lamb: professional crier
I cannot count the number of places I’ve cried. On the tube, many times. The Piccadilly line being a personal favourite. The good thing about that is that it’s sooo packed, and sooo hot, that you don’t even need a tissue you can just subtly wipe your nose on the commuter next to you. Thanks TFL.
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It’s World Bipolar Day bitches!
She's texting her colleagues to see if anyone wants to go to the pub after work. Yes, it's a Monday, but why is everyone SO boring? She's frustrated, but re-frames it internally. She feels sorry for them that they lack her lust for life. She toys with telling them that.
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Chloe Lamb, Professional Dumpee
Pull up a pew and get ready to cringe on my behalf as I walk you through my tragic dating history...
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